June 2013
my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of The Night.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
LIE COMPLETELY STILL
DON’T MOVE OR YOU WILL DIE.
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win